karkatsulkingalonewithchocolate:
secondrevolutionthatuhhwontfail:
karkatsulkingalonewithchocolate:
secondrevolutionthatuhhwontfail:
karkatsulkingalonewithchocolate:
secondrevolutionthatuhhwontfail:
karkatsulkingalonewithchocolate:
secondrevolutionthatuhhwontfail replied to your post: (JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NEVER AGAIN.) 2. Zodiac…
tHEY KNOW NOW, }:) yOU SILLY LITTLE ROMANTIC BASTARD, dID YOU REALLY GET THAT TATTOOED ON YOUR NECK,ASDFG;KLDF
FUCKSHITASSBULGENOOKHERDERS.
YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW BUT, YEAH. I DID. *Blushes, scowling and looking away*
tHATS SO CUTE,
i WAS THINKING ABOUT DOING THE SAME THING,
oNLY, uHH, dIFFERENT PLACEMENTS„,
wHERE DID YOU GET THOSE DONE,
IT IS NOT CUTE, IT IS MANLY AS FUCK.
WHA- REALLY? WHERE?
…THE BACK OF MY NECK, UNDER MY HAIR. WE JUST WENT THROUGH THIS SHIT, LIKE LITERALLY JUST NOW. HAVE YOU CAUGHT RETARDATION?
iT IS TOTALLY CUTE,
aND i WAS KIND OF FIGURING, yOU KNOW,
uHH,
==> Point to your collar.
hERE FOR, dIAMOND„,
==> And then your lower back.
hERE FOR, uHH, sPADE,
==> And your hip.
aND HERE FOR HEART,
aND i MEANT, wHERE DID YOU GET THEM DONE, aS IN WHO DID THOSE FOR YOU, aND CAN i GO TO THEM FOR MINE,
IT IS NOT FUCKING CUTE, IN NO WAY IS IT CUTE. DYING HOOFBEASTS ARE CUTER.
*Hums, chewing his lip* NICE. I DIDN’T WANT ANYONE TO SEE MINE, SO I JUST HAD THEM DONE OUT OF THE WAY,
…OH. I KNEW THAT. FUCK, I CAN’T REMEMBER NOW, IT WAS SOME HUMAN PLACE, THERE WAS NO WAY OF RUNNING INTO ANYBODY I KNEW THEN. YOU PROBABLY COULD, I MEAN YOU STILL HAVE THAT UNIVERSE HOPPY THING, DON’T YOU?
tOTALLY CUTE, kARKAT,
aND, i DO UNDERSTAND THAT„,i WONT TELL sOLLUX IF YOU DONT WANT ME TO,
hMM, i SUPPOSE i COULD DO THAT„,bUT i WOULD KIND OF HAVE TO TALK TO sOLLUX ABOUT IT, bECAUSE i ONLY REALLY KNOW OF THE PAD IN HIS APARTMENT, aND i REALLY DONT KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT HUMAN CULTURE TO DO THINGS PROPERLY,
i MEAN, i DONT KNOW WHAT THEY WOULD TAKE IN TRADE FOR GETTING IT DONE, oR ANYTHING LIKE THAT,
NOT CUTE. I WILL TAKE THIS DECLARATION OF
INDEPENDENCE… AND EAT IT.NON-ADORABLENESS TO MY FUCKING DEATH, I SWEAR TO GOD.FUCK, HE’LL PROBABLY FIND OUT SOMETIME ANYWAY. BUT DON’T, I’D RATHER PUT IT OFF.
I’D GO WITH YOU. I FORCED EGBERT TO GIVE ME THAT HUMAN MONEY WHEN I WENT, I STILL HAVE SOME LEFT. I WORK BETTER WITH HUMANS THAN I DO TROLLS, IT’S FUCKING AWFUL…
tOTALLY CUUUUUTE, yOU CANT FOOL ME, i KNOW CUTE WHEN i SEE IT,
i WILL KEEP THIS SECRET FOR YOU, bUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU ASKED SO NICELY,
aND SWEET, wE SHOULD DO THAT THEN, wHEN CAN WE DO THAT, i WANT TO,
